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OMG you guys! [Apr. 29th, 2007|11:12 pm]
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motw_krajicek
[mood |crushedcrushed]

I've been dumped -again- and I'm feeling really sad about it. Even though us Canucks are in the second round, no one wanted to draft me :(

I got cheered up by this, though: Chris Chelios reminiscing about his crazy junior hockey coach. Sweet! I sure wish I'd been coached by Mr. Winnfield.
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MOTG Round 2 Game 2: Dominik Hasek [Apr. 29th, 2007|10:04 am]
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stdamage

It always comes back to the Dominator in the end, doesn't it? Nice work, Dominik, nabbing 5 points and helping the Monkeys tie up the series against the Jammies. Because seriously, who names themselves after sleepwear?

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MOTG Round 2 Game 1: Jean-Sebastien Giguere [Apr. 29th, 2007|09:52 am]
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stdamage
Nous sommes enchantés pour souhaiter la bienvenue à Jean-Sebastien aux Singes Bleus. Il a fait tout de suite grande sensation en marquant 6 points dans ce qui s'est avéré être une perte décevante aux PJP. Zut alors.
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Hams and Jams [Apr. 22nd, 2007|10:52 pm]
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motw_forsberg
[Current Location |Loveless Cafe, Nashville]
[mood |fullfull]

Friday's loss that booted the Predators from the playoffs was just crap. I mean, I'm Peter freakin' Forsberg! I don't deserve this! This isn't why I came to this town! Plus, who the hell put me in the penalty box at the end of the game? It's madness, I tell you. 

After the game, I went to the Loveless Cafe to pack away some delicious country ham and fried chicken with mashed taters and fried okra and green beans cooked in bacon fat. And the biscuits. Ohhhh those biscuits. Whatever you do, DON'T tell Hans or Franz - they're so vigilant about me maintaining a healthy diet. But I just felt like I needed to let loose. It's a heavy burden, being Peter freakin' Forsberg, day in and day out.
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MOTG Round 1 Game 3: Daniel Alfredsson and Jaromir Jagr [Apr. 20th, 2007|07:59 am]
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stdamage
Well, if we'd know Nylander was going to rip 7 points in Game 3, perhaps we'd have delayed MOTG honors until then. As it is, he was MOTG for Game 1. But clearly, Nylander wouldn't have been so successful without his little buddy Jaromir setting him up on each of his three goals that night, so certainly we want to recognize Jags' contributions. 

Yet, Daniel Alfredsson makes a compelling (if grumpy) case as well, having also scored 4 points in the Monkeys' 7-point victory over the Three Bean Salad and helping them advance to Round 2. So cheers, boys, the Monkeys couldn't have done it without you!
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Off-season plans [Apr. 19th, 2007|12:07 am]
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motw_niittymaki
My apologies for not responding sooner to the request for off-season plan information.  I have been away at an intensive pilates workshop.  I learned that strong core muscles are the key to quick and efficient moves to cover the net.  Already I can feel the difference.  I have done "The Hundred" so many times it feels more like "The Hundred Thousand".  I will continue this practice throughout the summer so that I can bring glory to the team in the fall.
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ITS GOOD 2 B A PREDATOR [Apr. 18th, 2007|02:44 am]
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motw_legwand
WE GOT AMY GRANT AMONG R FANZ... HEY CHUMPZ, WHO U GOT?
1 WEIRD THING THO... HER BLOG SEZ SHE'S MALE????
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Pump up your groin like Peter Forsberg [Apr. 17th, 2007|12:07 am]
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motw_hans
I am Hans, Peter Forsberg's physical therapist, and I am here to heal you up.  Mr. Forsberg has made it this far in the playoffs and if he does not stay strong, his weak groin can end his playing.  You too can learn from his exercises.  To be properly pumped, you must both stretch your muscles to prevent strain and build muscle to be strong and prevent future injuries.  Do exercises like these, but do not wear the green tights like a girly-man.
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MOTG Round 1 Game 2: Peter Forsberg [Apr. 16th, 2007|11:16 pm]
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stdamage
Hard to deny the impact Peter Forsberg is having on the Monkey squad. This irrepressible Swede scored two goals in Game 2 and has shown himself to be something of a clubhouse leader. Or something like that.
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Make room for Peter freakin' Forsberg [Apr. 14th, 2007|11:50 am]
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motw_forsberg
It was a good start, Nags and the kid clearing out their lockers. But I'm going to need more space around here for my physical therapist Hans and my massage therapist Franz. After that long night Wednesday, and all those goals yesterday, I've got to take care of myself. I don't know what they were calling diving - that really hurt. Then I got a cramp while I was stuck in the penalty box again during the second period. I've got to look out for my groin, my chest, and everything else I keep injuring. And that's what Hans and Franz are here to do. So start making room, boys.   I'm Peter freakin' Forsberg!

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